Memo

Memo

Sitting at a bar next to my date. A guy passes me a note.

“To the girl with the plaid shirt,

you’re pretty.”

 

On the white napkin, I write:

“To the guy with the scarf,

I like girls,

but thank you!”

 

My date passes him the note. He passes it back to her to give to me.

He writes:

“Typical.

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5 Responses »

  1. The plaid shirt should have been a major tip off that you weren’t interested! If he’s attracted to girls in plaid he has a lifetime of disappointment to look forward too. :p

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